8/15/2005

Who Would Be His Running Mate?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we can all agree that he eliminated Natalie Wood from his "short list" long ago . . .

12:53 PM, August 15, 2005  
Anonymous fs said...

These people are confused. Walken doesn't run for President, he kills the guy who is running.

3:22 PM, August 15, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, he can probably forget about the Vietnamese vote:

Capt. Koons: This watch was on you daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, they'd confiscate it--take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

3:36 PM, August 15, 2005  
Anonymous buzz said...

I'm sure the "Trivial Psychic" can figure it out.

"Your going to have ice cream...you're going to eat it too fast... you are going to get an ice cream headache. It's going to hurt real bad for a few seconds..."

"you are going on a trip... there is going to be traffic..."

9:00 AM, August 16, 2005  

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