Mere Miracles
To: Alan Cooperman @ The Washington Post
It was with some interest I read your article on the new scientific explanation for the Biblical miracle of Jesus walking on water.
You may not be aware that I have proposed several theories which explain other mysteries of religion:
The secret of the miracle of the loaves and fishes was Supersized 'Filet-O'-Fish' Extra Value Meals.
The success of almost all of Hercules' labors was a direct result of steroid use.
Amd Gautama's escape from the law of karma to become the Buddha... Scientology.
posted by B.V. at 4/06/2006
2 Comments:
The "Canaan cold snap" theory could also explain the Lazarus story. Maybe Lazarus was like one of those kids who falls through the ice and is revived 2 hours later (without looking it up, is it called the mammalian dive reflex?).
Good thinking! Now if science could only prove that extreme cold temperatures can cure leprosy and drive out demons...
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