Suggestions

To: "The Politico"
Re: Suggestions for Your New Online/Print Publication

Please fill your publication with lots of sassy attitude.

More articles on fashion.

Perhaps a diner's guide.

Print articles in different colors to denote importance or subject matter (environmental articles in green, war in red, etc).

Larger type face, a sans serif font.

More monkeys.

Keep us up to date on Brad and Angelina. And where's Britney been these last few months?

Editorials or Op-Eds printed as lyrics, with accompanying original scores.

Brit tabloid The Sun has this thing called "Page 3." Give something like that a shot.

Finally, rely heavily on Larry Sabato for quotes.

Best of luck,
B.V.